Monday, May 31, 2010

Off to the butchers ... at 0300

Fourteen sheep were found bound and crammed into a car stopped by police in the Hastings suburb of Flaxmere early today

"I was taking the sheep for a ride, Orificer".

Rustlers off to the butchers. At least we can be thankful that Mr Plod did not catch them doing anything unspeakable with the ewes in the wee small hours.
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4 comments:

  1. Oswald Bastable31 May 2010 at 1:08 pm

    'Honest, officer, we were just taking them out for mome beers and a dance...'

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  2. PM of NZ31 May 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Would that be waltzing with Waiouru Blondes', Os?

    All trussed up, in best bib and tucker, complete with gumboots.

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  3. Oswald Bastable31 May 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Velcro trousers...

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  4. Murray1 June 2010 at 11:17 am

    Bondage and bestiality in the rural sector?

    Still using the gumboot method Oz?

    Its true there are now sheep at seas of course... just ... other... men.

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