Fun police in your pool

Pen-pushers have slapped the ban on the swimming aids amid "fears" a pair could "snap" onto a child's face too hard, injuring them.

The council fun police at their worst.

health and safety regulations which "have become a music hall joke."

Come on parents, take a stand and put these officious bastards in place. Better still, the pool bottom without goggles would be far too good for them.