Declaration of Equality

There shall be one law for all:
  • I refuse to accept any reference to the Treaty of Waitangi or its principles in any constitutional document.
  • I require that such references be removed from all existing legislation.
  • I require that race-based Parliamentary seats be abolished.
  • I require that race-based representation on local bodies be abolished.
  • I require that the Waitangi Tribunal, which has outlived any usefulness it may have had, be abolished.
Sign the petition at NZCPR

Sunday, January 18, 2015

When in Rome...

all caught attempting to smuggle drugs apart from the Dutchman

was sentenced to death for operating a huge factory producing ecstasy

Indonesia has put to death five foreigners and one local woman convicted of drugs offences

Well, they won't do that again.  A salutary lesson for those Westerner idiots who dabble in drugs, pay attention to local laws.

Pity we haven't got similar outcomes here in New Zealand for the likes of drug dealers and home grown terrorists.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Mog: 1, Easter Bunny: 0

Commotion on front doorstep at first light a few minutes ago as the mog tried to inject a response into a rapidly cooling corpse.

When I saw the piece of vermin scoot across the drive a couple of days ago, I thought, he won't make Easter round here.  Got in early for a pic whilst vermin still had a head.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

I know just the man...

the country's top spymaster, has unexpectedly resigned

acting director will fill in

departure will spark a search for a replacement for the top security job

Some key requirements:

  • Labour leader Andrew Little said the recruitment process must be "proper and open."
  • "It can't be shoulder-tapping the Prime Minister's mates. It needs to be done properly ... need to win back the confidence of many New Zealanders"
  • "If they wish to involve the Opposition then I think that is a sensible way to do it."
  • crucial that there is cross party support for the appointment of any future director

Going on those requirements - I know just the man. 

One investigative journalist looking for work fits the bill.  Has massive cross party support.  Well, maybe within the leftie parties.  Knows all about the darks arts of crime, spying and hacking.  And is right into dirty politicking.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Miner caves in

Australian company De Grey Mining has surrendered its permit to carry out low-impact exploration on a 6500 hectare block in the Russell State Forest

Once again the tree hugging loons win.

We are pleased that the Russell Forest permit has been surrendered because that is important and beautiful bush, and we did not want it disturbed. I imagine that De Greys would not have wanted the controversy surrounding exploration in a state forest

Drill it, mine it, sell it!

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Are we ready?

Our anti-terrorism legislation failed miserably when the would be bush terrorists came knocking not so long ago.  Too scared to lock the bastards up and toss the key we were.  Might hurt their feelings!

When you've still got homegrown terrorist separatist types and assorted nutter fellow travellers ever ready to spout their evil, case in point a certain Mr Fox enlightening us with his seriously twisted worldview this week, are we ready for a fully blown Charlie Hebdo type incident when one of these nutters decides to go postal off reservation?

Are we ready for when the Islamos really come looking for infidels?

Just how is that replacement anti-terrorism legislation Mr Key?

Thursday, January 08, 2015

Charlie Hebdo: 'A different and indifferent world just yawned'

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!

Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.

The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.

A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property‹either as a child, a wife, or a concubine‹must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities.

Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.

Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.

It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science‹the science against which it had vainly struggled the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.

The River War, first edition, Vol. II, pages 248 50 (London: Longmans, Green & Co., 1899)

116 years ago, WSC foresaw the apathetic responses that reign today and will follow

Or will today's events be the start of another Crusade? 

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

An absolute cockup in the courts

Lawyers and judges say they were not consulted about Parliament's plans to require all cases where there was an identifiable victim to be referred for restorative justice conferences.

Eh?  When did that happen? 

Parliament apparently requires that the modern crim gets a touchy-feely talk over a cuppa.  Well, you know the rest, just waiting for the dud judge's slap on the wrist with a wet bus ticket.

It has meant that huge numbers of cases that were previously dealt with by judges on the spot now have to be remanded for weeks so that a restorative justice meeting can be held for the offenders to meet victims face-to-face

The only thing I'll be looking for in sentencing is that the scrote that crosses my path is locked up for as long as possible without any reduction in sentencing.  The last thing I'd be looking for is a meeting with his whanau saying "he's such a lovely boy, butter wouldn't melt, so out of character, victimised by colonisation".

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Tui Time: "Whether or not it could be defined as a medicine"

he would not focus on the safety of fluoride

Added to domestic water at 1.5 milligrams per litre, the concentration was so low it could not be considered a medicine

And the water dilution quackery known as homeopathy is considered medicine?

It's never too early for a Tui!

Thursday, January 01, 2015

Half a brain cell would be lonely...

Things we inserted into various orifices in 2014 below

Air freshener bead
Walkie-talkie antenna
Jewel from toy crown
Tip of dart
"Put tissue in his ear one month ago and feels like it is still there."
Rubber band
Glow stick
Nipple from baby bottle

Miniature hockey puck
Hair braid
Ten-sided dice
Fishing sinker
Plastic eyeball
Lithium tablet
A leg
"Used a metal coat hanger to swat a bee off of his neck and coat hanger went up nostril."

Clothes hanger
Toy arrow
Shark toy
Grill brush bristles
Plastic fork
Brillo pad
"Had a button in hand, went to sneeze, tried to cover mouth with hand and inhaled button."
Silver Christmas ornament
Foil from baked potato
Cookie wrapped in cellophane

Rubber tube
Plastic spoon
Crochet needle
"Stuck a nail in urethra then it migrated up into the bladder"
Wool yarn
Long plastic hand of stirring spoon
"Inserted a long balloon in penis to have girlfriend blow up for sexual stimulation and it broke."

Plastic handle of scissors
Knitting needles
"A large amount of sand."
Hair tie
Bag of crystal meth
Steak knife
"One battery and three coins"
Bathtub stopper
"Put a bag of money in vagina to hide it from husband."
Billiard ball
"Orgasm balls"

Toothbrush holder
Shot glass
Drum stick
Ice pick
Unsharpened pencil
Candle air freshener
Can of spray paint
Shaving cream can
Shampoo bottle
Lotion bottle
A can
"Beer bottle up rectum and bottle broke when tried to retrieve bottle with pliers."
Turkey baster
Phone cord
Golf ball
Metal toilet paper holder
Tent stakes
Rolled up stack of plastic rubbish bags
Christmas bell


Steak knife in the twat?  Now that's different.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Another Global Warmist lie exposed

Tropical forests are growing faster than scientists thought due to rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere

Amazon are essential for soaking up excess greenhouse gases, and play a far greater role than had been previously realised 

Seems nature is good at doing what it does best.

What we've had up till this paper was a theory of carbon dioxide fertilisation based on phenomena at the microscopic scale and observations at the global scale that appeared to contradict those phenomena 

Don't we know it.  The planet is infested with Global Warmists preaching doom and gloom with their tunnel vision always ever ready to fleece my wallet.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Wild Oats XI does it again

Wild Oats XI has just taken her record 8th line honours a few minutes ago in the Sydney - Hobart yacht race.  Has been sailing consistently about half a knot faster than #2 for the last day.

Not bad when the second boat is the race favourite Yankee boat Comanche which is 10 miles off the pace, the fleet has 130 miles plus to go and most of it is still crossing the notorious Bass Strait.


ps: for those that noticed, the post earlier today was an absolute cockup. In holiday mode.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Really? Another sister pimps the poor

A picture of a Struggle Street heifer that looks like she spends more than a few hours at the trough whilst affording to colour to her thatch accompanies the story in which she pimps the poor in today's bleeding heart sob piece from the MSM.

Some people will ask me how I can afford my tattoos, colour my hair, afford the internet or cellphone ... a diploma in social services

Can't afford to make ends meet?  Really?

I'd say another one of the leftie sisters of the wimmin-hood crying wolf , but then I'm a heartless bastard who believes in personal responsibility.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Victimising filthy drug dealers

  • had told the dealer to stop supplying drugs to the brother of a friend of his
  • dealer kept on supplying
  • man had persisted in selling drugs ... even after being warned off

Another dealer of drugs requiring an effective message to be delivered.  Something Mr Plod and the Judiciary continually fails to effectively provide.

went to the man's house, dragged him out his front door and gave him a hiding

Good.  A strong anti-drug message was delivered.  Unfortunately said deliverer of the requisite message has been arrested and jailed for breaking a few bones.

I'd say the message was properly and effectively delivered in the only way filthy peddlers of drugs would understand.  Lead ventilation by Mr Plod would be preferred in my book.

There is something seriously wrong with our sick society when the drug dealers are classed as victims!

Sunday, December 07, 2014

Really? Darwin nominee cashes up

Moses Tohu died after slipping and falling five metres from AE Fun Park's flying fox about 5.30pm on Friday

Tragic at first look.

Then we see:

  • Park management claimed he had been using the flying fox without permission from staff
  • had spent an enjoyable day at the venue with colleagues attending a Christmas party (no mention of alcohol)
  • arrived "as a spectator only"
  • that the flying fox was not intended to be in operation at the time of the incident
  • flying fox had been secured and the deceased had not been authorised to access it, or provided with access by park staff
  • mourning family members who called him "Uncle Mo" and questioned where his harness had been

A grieving family want explanations after a tragic workplace Christmas-party death at an adventure park in Northland


Read: The adventure park is about to be stiffed with fines and more cotton-wool regulations as the family looks for koha to assuage their grief.

park has strict operating rules and procedures for the flying fox and all other park activities to ensure customer safety

We do not believe this incident would have occurred under normal operation of the equipment

I'd say another Darwin Award nominee has just left this planet.

Friday, December 05, 2014

Revenue gatherers do not trust modern electronics

Police will not accept GPS speed readings to contest speeding fines

GPS devices were not a certified method of tracking speed

Luddites.  I'd suspect half a dozen satellites triangulating my speeding car might be just as accurate, if not much better, as their standalone revenue gathering tools.

And I suspect that Mr Plod's revenue gatherers would readily shop you in a court of law with similar 'uncalibrated' electronic data taken from your vehicle's engine management / navigation systems if there was a chance of prosecution.