Gold!

The Government has to be able to keep the lights on. This useless lot has failed to do that.

Gold! Or was it cold?  No doubt by lunchtime there will be a governmental working party setup to investigate (employ more leftards) and report (some time next winter likely without any result).  And we can be entertained by Labour-Lite failing to make any traction on such matters.

One wonders how increased loadings of overnight EV charging will fare?  Poorly, I'd say when the NIMBY greens block every possible power source option.  Anyway, at least the futures for Indonesian coal look bright.

You couldn't write better satire.