Can we make it a hat trick by Friday?

Only Wednesday, it is a long week so far in Labour:

Foon got fooned on Monday.  Took him a couple of weeks to realise the game was up.  Got there in the end but has doubled down since by stating he is in the market for another tenured sinecure.  Any trough will do.

Woods is on the bonfire today.  Resigned as a Minister, but still drawing a MP's salary.  How does that even work?  Terrible optics.  Meanwhile Mayor Brown again should be looking closely at the Juliet half of this duet.  Noting that her hand was too recently forced to make a declaration re the conflict of interest using the same share portfolio well hidden from prying public purview.

Can we please make it a hat trick by close of play on Friday?  

IMHO, there are any number of remaining Ministers in this corrupt government that would round the week out nicely.

After all the golden handshakes on offer must be substantial to assuage any guilt of those involved.