Selections of "news" from today:
Apparently Britney is off the leash and is now doing meth. That's a one way road kiddies. Only a matter of time before she is real news.
Sainsbury has been losing weight. Long overdue, but another has-been trying hard to be the news on a slow news day.
Young people are doing "bed rotting". In other words, having a day off in the scratcher.
And a final news snippet guaranteed to make the bile rise, the recently hitched player of the pink oboe (apologies to Peter Cook) is home with his newly acquired husband from their overseas soujorn and is ready to breathlessly tell us about their honeymoon experience. No doubt there are endless accompanying pictures.
Yes, what passes as news these days is truly vomit inducing.
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