Air freshener bead
Jewel from toy crown
Tip of dart
"Put tissue in his ear one month ago and feels like it is still there."
Nipple from baby bottle
Miniature hockey puck
"Used a metal coat hanger to swat a bee off of his neck and coat hanger went up nostril."
Grill brush bristles
"Had a button in hand, went to sneeze, tried to cover mouth with hand and inhaled button."
Silver Christmas ornament
Foil from baked potato
Cookie wrapped in cellophane
"Stuck a nail in urethra then it migrated up into the bladder"
Long plastic hand of stirring spoon
"Inserted a long balloon in penis to have girlfriend blow up for sexual stimulation and it broke."
Plastic handle of scissors
"A large amount of sand."
Bag of crystal meth
"One battery and three coins"
"Put a bag of money in vagina to hide it from husband."
Candle air freshener
Can of spray paint
Shaving cream can
"Beer bottle up rectum and bottle broke when tried to retrieve bottle with pliers."
Metal toilet paper holder
Rolled up stack of plastic rubbish bags
Steak knife in the twat? Now that's different.