fire swept through conservation estate but had not threatened homes or property
That will get the local greenie ferals exercised. No doubt a looming disaster of epic proportion in the minds of some.
Soon we'll hear the sorry saga and requests for taxpayer largesse, especially from the Riverton chapter of the hippies. And it will be all down to climate change.
Rare birds threatened
Just like the few oiled up birds that washed up oil-soaked in tidal scum courtesy of RENA that were made out to be the end of the world. Never a mention of the thousands that perish at the hands of each and every southerly storm.
The only loss was a long-drop toilet
Excellent news! No real damage then. At least the local cockies should not be blamed for purging the fetid swamp. Now those adjacent of the landed gentry could get in early and turn it into viable dairy runoff since it has been pre-cleared by natural means.