Does my backside look...

You know the question and have seen the recent ad for Courage beer.

Here's a different take from a comment over at An Englishman's Castle.

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....