Who am I?

The oxygen thieves at Department of Statistics sum up 5 years of work in this short paper.

Fence sitting waste of space. Looking for places to save on the bureaucracy, John?

I am not a European New Zealander or a New Zealand European. Much less a Kiwi or worse still a Pakeha from the fantasyland of Aotearoa.

There is only one answer. Looks like I will still be looking for the Other field and writing in New Zealander as I have done for the past decades.

I am a New Zealander.