Monday, July 06, 2009

Cyberchondriacs Anon.

Uncontrollable moods? Low and depressed? High and manic?
Always in a black mood?
Unusually anxious or stressed?
Repeatedly checking things? Taking a long time to make decisions?
Drinking too much?
Popping a few too many pills or trying harder stuff?

Just reading that lot is enough to catch something terminal. But some self-diagnosis is on hand.

Lie down and feel free to answer just a few questions.... Bring out your inner

Your prescription is 'pop a couple of aspirin and naff off'. Its all in your head!

PS: Note the health warning!

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