Restoring that youthful look

Scientists have got to the root of grey hair – paving the way for locks that retain the lustre of their youth well into old age

Apparently that Silver Fox look I have is all down to a lack of wnt. Never that there has been any lack of want round here.

Now, for the fully restored days of my youth long gone, if those boffins could only find the gene that removes the beer belly sh*t locker from my waist...