Saturday, July 30, 2011

The latest in cultural monsters: The Kapiti Carbuncle

Bodies will be popping up out of the ground

I'm sure, given the appropriate greasing of cultural palms, the Kapiti Carbuncle taniwha will be placated and stiffs will not surface.

Past dealings have proven such mythical monsters are easily placated with copious amounts of taxpayer monies.


Andrei said...

Funny thing = The Wellington Motorway cuts right through the Bolton Street Cemetery.

I've driven over that stretch many many times.

Never noticed any bodies popping out of the ground though. I wonder if anybody else has?

Oswald Bastable said...

The undead all wandered off in the direction of the beehive...