Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Bring back the death Penalty!

Weather prognosticating groundhog Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring for 2013, and continued snows and frigid temperatures have a lot of Americans upset

Punxsutawney Phil must pay for his crimes to society.

On or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early. Contrary to the Groundhog day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio.
 SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil.

I wonder if we could get the death penalty for the peddlers of AGW, climate change and other warmist BS like carbon taxes, now proven to be utter lies?

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