First reading of The Christmas Bill

Stocking fillers all MP's could ever want and wish for is listed by Vernon Small.

Some classics are;

• Taito - one night in Bangkok on a tiling course
  
• Helen - a fourth term and older MSM hacks
  
• Winnie - a compliant media, reporting the real facts as written in a Winnie diktat
• Michael - just one more budget
• Bill - a big non-inflationary tax cut
• Phil - an A4 buyer
  
• Chris - NCEA spell checker
• Jeannette - more bloody bus lanes
• Jim - a retirement date
• Tau - a mouthguard
• Margaret - peace in her time
• and Hugh - a spin doctor

Full detail can be found here.

ps: Wonder if 17 white A4's show up against the Woodbourne brown on Google Earth - too slow on dialup to have a squiz - at least a potential buyer could now see what is actually being hocked off.