Low fat milk is for sheila's

Massey Uni has spent a wad of our wedge to tell us (and a talkfest) what we already know.

Any milk other than the full diesel is for wusses and sheila's.

There are only 5x different types of milk up for consideration.

THE FULL DIESEL
Full cream, dark blue top (or from the vat outside the dairy shed). A real man's drink, when a Tui is not available.

2 STROKE
Standard, light blue top. An option for the coffee, but definitely not preferred.

1/4 STROKE UNLEADED
Green top - reduced fat? Only carrot sticks and racing snakes touch this tasteless watery crap.

CAT'S PEE
Yellow top - Calcium enriched? Women only juice - tasteless, insipid excuse for milk. Might as well crush up some blackboard chalk in water and drink that.

CHOCCY MILK
Comes in various flavours, usually very tasty and flavoursome full diesel. Great taste, good to drink in large quantities.

Massey tells us the green and yellow topped products are better for us. The hell with that, marketers of these products should be done for false advertising, both bear no resemblance to milk as I know it. But then I know all this, why do I need these oxygen thieves?