Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Blood suckers on the loose

They feed on blood every five days or so, but if they can't find any, they are astonishingly hardy and able to survive for up to a year without feeding. When they are able to eat, they tend to do so in the hour before dawn – and get their fix of blood by piercing the skin of their victim with two tubes, pumping their own numbing saliva in with one and blood out with the other

Just what you need to hear. Especially with all the vampirical movies out there at the moment.

Just remember do not put your suitcase on the bed, you may gain an unwanted hitchhiker.

And if you get bitten, the value of the property you reside in will deflate. Suddenly.

1 comment:

KG said...

When I saw the title I thought for a moment you were talking about Wellington bureaucrats.