Sunday, June 08, 2008

Scatomantic alert!

Bill Ralston today reports that Red Russel has been practising the black art of scatomancy by examining hippo turds on the high tide with the local Sea Scouts.

Unable to find any more 'dirty dairy' cow cockies to photograph doing their doings in our waterways, he has taken to getting young boys to look at another aspect of the matter.

Always looking for that ever elusive political circuit-breaker that may indulge his fancies to sup at the trough, it may better for all of us, if, just like the hippos do so often in blissful silence, he submerges for a long time.

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