A new Green tax

The prospect of cyclists paying a charge, like motorists, to use roads

Showing greenies the true cost of their gay abandon on the roads for which motorists have dearly paid.

the most likely method of implementing the tax would be to register all bicycles and making it a legal requirement for owners to have a registration document.

The tax would then be paid yearly or six-monthly in a similar way to vehicle excise duty.

That is a tax I would most definitely support.