Social Inclusion with free condoms

At their first party conference away from the dominatrix Helen, Liarbour has apologised for the Nanny State.

The conference has suggested a Commissioner of Social Inclusion along with free condoms at the local supermarket. Non- flavored and non-ribbed types only before ya all get hard and start spewing forth.

So I got into a bit of googling (not ogling) on the Net to see where such policies might lead.

Over in Oz, they have a Social Commissioner with a bloody big website full of nothing but empty platitudes reeking of bureaucracy. Statements similar to the incredible one below.

"acts contrary to the council's visions, values and social inclusion agenda, and which conflict with its community leadership role"

The Newcastle upon Tyne Council in the UK went down on this social inclusivity lark a few years ago. And banned Roy Chubby Brown. Why anyone would want to ban Roy beats me. As a commercial success, such displays of free speech, albeit usually blue, apparently need to banned to keep jobsworths on mission interfering in people's lives.

On a similar vein I found a recent article about family planning and global warming. Free condoms are apparently a cost effective method of combatting global warming.

From the cost-benefit analysis, it has been found that family planning (considered purely as a method of reducing future CO2 emissions) is more cost-effective than most low-carbon technologies.

It is recommended that an optimum mix of carbon-reducing methods includes family planning as one of the primary methods.

So this is where Liarbour is heading. Banning free speech (EFA MkII anyone?) and stopping you breeding under the religion of climate change. What's the betting breeders like Liarbour target voters never make it to the supermarket freebies in time.

So Liarbour gets a new logo with the following statement of intent.

The Opposition announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Opposition's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.

HT The Disaffected Lib for the global warming piece.