How to address the Y chromosome

1. Males have tunnel vision and thus are not mind readers
2. Men only want you to bother them if they can do something concrete about your situation
3. Don't ask men unanswerable questions - your are just looking for a scrap
4. Men can't follow multi-track conversations and they get bored easily
5. Talking to a man while he's watching television is just you looking for trouble again
6. A man only has a quota of about 3000 words a day and once they're said, that's it

Simple words for conversing with that extra chromosome from Peta Mathias