Sunday, November 29, 2009

Only in America

a domestic issue

Now, that's more plausible.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

Definitely more like it. I still wonder why the local Mayor has to be interviewed by the world's media and cover up over some two-bit domestic. A bit like our own Mayor Bob inspecting notified, but unmaintained council drains.

Hell hath no fury... Only in America!

1 comment:

muz said...

It was a little suspicious that the wife(washing, ironing, fotographing, etc) was so handy with the golf club and at night too.