Saturday, February 21, 2009

Billy Connolly II

As PC as ever. Very strong the fairer sex.

Something only females can do.

Make silence audible.

On vegans.

Every time I meet a vegan, I have an overwhelming urge to bite a live pig's arse.

And on a nice Irish lass, a number of observations.

... a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.

... a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

... a face that could turn a funeral up a side street.

Classic Billy. If ya don't like it, you can all f**k off!