Friday, February 20, 2009

The road to eternal damnation

Whilst there possibly are many that I would relish (Liarbour politicians being high on that list) being consigned to the hellfire of eternal damnation, the road to get there starts from two different places. Dependent on gender it seems.

it is clear that men experience them [capital sins] differently from women

For mere males, lust is the order of the day.
For men the most difficult to take on is lust, followed by gluttony, sloth, anger pride, envy and avarice

For females, pride is numero uno.
For women the most dangerous is pride and then envy, anger, lust, gluttony and the last is slothfulness

Don't worry, depending on your chromosomes, you will get there.

And if the seven mortal sins are not enough for a quick trip to eternal damnation, there are a few new 'unsuspecting resources of weakness' to speed you on your merry way.
Last year the Vatican added seven new capital sins which are genetic modification, human experimentations, polluting the environment, social injustice, causing poverty, financial gluttony and and taking or selling drugs.

Together with geneticists, dirty dairy farmers, bankers, economists, politicians, landlords and PhilU, you and me are stuffed. We're going to be in fine company.

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