Please Sir / Madam,
I am in hock up to my eyeballs with this and that on drip feed. I cannot afford to live after I have paid for my smokes and booze. The repo guys are after my need to have 50" plasma and the Beemer. I have fines to pay or else I am going to be locked up. My current welfare benefits are just are not covering my so necessary expenses, I might have to stop the Sky sub. God knows how I am going to feed all the rugrats and find some dollars for the pokies.
Can you help?
Ms A. Bludger
The reply.
Dear Ms Bludger,
I am sorry we are are not able to help at this time. A recent change in government has seen a crackdown on these supplementary benefits. You are no longer entitled to feed off the taxpayer teat.
Can I suggest you consider sex and travel before visiting a loan shark after pawning any possessions to cover your debts. I have noticed that is what most working stiffs are doing to survive this recession.
Your choices. We are assisting you in making the hard decisions.
A. Socialist
WINZ Staffer
I say, get that WINZ Staffer a gong. But no, the ministry is probing.
Update:
CK suggests a dose of common sense.
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