Monday, May 31, 2010

Off to the butchers ... at 0300

Fourteen sheep were found bound and crammed into a car stopped by police in the Hastings suburb of Flaxmere early today

"I was taking the sheep for a ride, Orificer".

Rustlers off to the butchers.
At least we can be thankful that Mr Plod did not catch them doing anything unspeakable with the ewes in the wee small hours.


Oswald Bastable said...

'Honest, officer, we were just taking them out for mome beers and a dance...'

PM of NZ said...

Would that be waltzing with Waiouru Blondes', Os?

All trussed up, in best bib and tucker, complete with gumboots.

Oswald Bastable said...

Velcro trousers...

Murray said...

Bondage and bestiality in the rural sector?

Still using the gumboot method Oz?

Its true there are now sheep at seas of course... just ... other... men.