Fourteen sheep were found bound and crammed into a car stopped by police in the Hastings suburb of Flaxmere early today
"I was taking the sheep for a ride, Orificer".
Rustlers off to the butchers. At least we can be thankful that Mr Plod did not catch them doing anything unspeakable with the ewes in the wee small hours.
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'Honest, officer, we were just taking them out for mome beers and a dance...'
Would that be waltzing with Waiouru Blondes', Os?
All trussed up, in best bib and tucker, complete with gumboots.
Velcro trousers...
Bondage and bestiality in the rural sector?
Still using the gumboot method Oz?
Its true there are now sheep at seas of course... just ... other... men.
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