Thursday, January 17, 2008

Mr Plod to admit defeat

It is reported that the senior plod is set to offer a reward today for the stolen gongs, effectively admitting defeat. The constabulary has been concentrating so hard turning out for parents disciplining their children that they appear unable to garner any inside info on the perpetrators of a real crime.

I hardly think a paltry public offering above the large privately offered sums will turn a crims head.

We have seen the last of these medals.

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