Researchers find Q gene

Seems if males get regular doses of turps, they undergo a 'behavioural sensitisation' which makes them get amorous with other males.

Funny that, every time I have ever got the beer goggles on, all 20 pinter females looked good on a scale of 1 to 10. Never once, that I can remember, did any males look any better, just pissed.

Must mean that I do not have that dreaded Q gene. It may be legal, but at least it isn't compulsory. Yet!