Fruity Sex

There, that got your attention.

The Family Court head honcho stopped one of his overpaid employees midstream mouthing off yesterday as he dug himself a hole.

It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap,

Why any parent might name the offspring 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii' is beyond me, but hey, each to their own. The 9-year old had already been saddled with name for a few years, so why a beak needs to spout forth on such matters is also beyond me.

Seems some parents have taken to naming their rugrats with outlandish names like the following.

Fish and Chips (twins)
Masport and Mower (twins)

Boys:
Yeah Detroit
Spiral Cicada
Kaos
Stallion
Hitler

Girls:
Cinderella Beauty Blossom
Twisty Poi

Sex unknown:
Keenan Got Lucky

What do the kids think of it?

Ask Sex Fruit.