Randy sleepless frogs

There, that got your attention. Something totally non-Winston.

Like a 'Neighbours from Hell' episode, tree frogs in their pond are keeping a neighbour awake all night being while vocally wooing the local females. And they are at it year round. Randy little sods.

The game is escalating, unlike stereos, the council wallahs have no rules for noisy dating frogs. Could I suggest that the frogs are easily fixed - a midnight oiling of their pond would eliminate the problem at source.

I suspect this will not end happily, probably for the frogs.