That got ya!
There's more chance of me winning $30M in Blotto tonight than ever seeing that headline.
But hey, dreams are free.
And I can spend the rest of today wondering what to do with all that wedge.
54 divided by 3 is 18. Maybe 3x 18 year olds could provide some short-time entertainment. Closely followed, no doubt, by a sudden massive reduction in net worth as the wife becomes the ex.
Come tomorrow, I can spend the day wondering which rubbish bin to throw my useless ticket into. Are you in for your cut tonight?
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