Major roading announcement within days - King

In a move that is not an election bribe, the Minister of Common Sense has announced that a new toll free 20 lane wide motorway from Cape Reinga to Bluff will be started on Nov 9th. A revolutionary new surfacing compound is to be utilised - taxpayer gold. The new motorway will be known as KiwiExpressway.

If only. Is it a full moon on this scary night?