Monday, September 13, 2021

Te News: Placement is everything

 Seen earlier today at the Herald...

"F*** him up, dog, f***ing smash him."

Yes, placement is everything at Granny Herald as some mobsters take Maori language week seriously to enforce language lessons on whanau.

And for the third one...

Queenstown mayor Jim Boult said he wanted a judge to “throw the book” at the couple, and that he couldn’t believe people could be that stupid.

From what I've seen elsewhere today, a future prosecuting beak might find that throwing a book could seriously harm his bench career prospects.