Lunatics to start howling at super-moon

Known as a "perigee moon", it occurs when the moon reaches its closest point to Earth

NASA says the super moon has a reputation for trouble, causing high tides, making dogs howl and keeping people awake

for the 12,000 people of Tuvalu it is a foreboding practice for a future where rising seas make their homeland uninhabitable

Yes, no doubt the green swivel eyed lunatics will shortly start howling at the super moon issue a statement blaming your evil your carboniferous lifestyle as the cause of high tides on some bloody island that barely clears low tide. And yes, I've been there.