Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Today's poem for both sexes

Straight from the Inbox

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door...
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...awfully awfully correct...though as a married man of 36 years (Christ!) who likes the blond, retarded nymphomaniac angle - not that my wife fits those categories - a shared laugh is the greatest delight, almost as much fun as a ...